- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
hey i just fucked you
and it was crazy
now delete my number
and keep the baby
^^^^^^^16 and pregnant (or high schools in Texas, whichever)
how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane
Shannon… I think someone beats you at making scales.
Sometimes I’m on Tumblr and I open up a new tab and go to Tumblr again.
Wow, kindred spirits
i shit you not
today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED
i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast
he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong
OMG you guys!! I love you all for still posting of this < 3 I literally check it everyday and EVERY DAY there’s something new! ANDDDD on top of that, I just wanted to say that we all know each other so well :) < 3