kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

Me as a mother.

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

unbother3d:

I love how they all know that they don’t have any friends apart from each other

(Source: princesconsuela)

health-gasm:

I was like this for a good 30min

moistflow:

picking up something in front of your crush 

image

(Source: cumdurnp)

my-name-is-montoya:

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

Just one giant Sims game

(Source: specterizedmoved)